WHAT’S SO ANNOYING IS WHEN YOU DREAM A RELATIVELY NORMAL SCENARIO THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN AND YOU THINK IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP AND REALIZE
what the fuck
that was a dream
Shows: Doctor Who, Firefly, Once Upon A Time, Sherlock.----------------------
Books and Movies: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, TFiOS, PJO, LOTR and Hobbit, Disney. -----------------------
Music: FOB, P!ATD, LunchboX, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Lorde, Show tunes ... it goes on and on. -----------------------------
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one day your gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
i actually really needed this
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
so just found this. thought I’d leave it here.
MARVEL FANS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING.
And he’d be a better father than Odin.
All hail the All-Father. We tremble before his magnificence.
//omg this is hysterical
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
so wait, whos feeding the cat?
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone
or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard
or you could be simply wanting to wear high heels while crushing the patriarchy. Click click mother fucker.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
my rapper name would be 2 stressd
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
maybe i can just wish myself out of existence
no it wouldnt work bc if u did i would wish u rIGHT BACK HERE U LIL SHIT u make the world a cooler place u put like metaphorical sunglasses on the earth so u need to be here it is ur duty youre not goin anyWhErE