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----------------------Lilly---------------------- Shows: Doctor Who, Firefly, Once Upon A Time, Sherlock, Glee .-------------------Books and Movies: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, TFiOS, PJO, LOTR and Hobbit, Disney. -----------------------Music: FOB, P!ATD, LunchboX, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Showtunes ... it goes on and on. -----------------------------Misc/I'm also a: Nerdfighter. Youtuber-and-part-of-the-youtube-fandom-of-various-youtubers. Dancer. Starkid.



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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 379,221 notes
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halorvic:

Please extend your courtesy to all Doctors present in the room

halorvic:

Please extend your courtesy to all Doctors present in the room

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,554 notes

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

1 hour ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 250,718 notes
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 98,618 notes
totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 64,914 notes

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

crashcas:

lucifcr:

reminder that in the french version of supernatural bobby says bananas instead of idjits

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HEARD ALL DAY

you might call it

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The French Mistake

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 55,283 notes
iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 150,149 notes
grubsnuggle:

#Why do we even have that lever

grubsnuggle:

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birkensocks:

I’m a biologist and I’d like to confirm that yes, this is entirely something we did because we find it funny

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 34,072 notes

my princess; the series - (1/)

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 502 notes
rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 338,482 notes

send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old

4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 2,274 notes

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

4 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 299,707 notes
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